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Top 6 Britney Spears Music Videos to Pump me/you up for a Client Presentation

6.

slave4u

“I’m a Slave 4 U” is a classic B. Spears music video. The choreography, the underwear over jeans, the sauna party. It makes me remember all the metaphorical and sometimes literal sweat that goes into the work and makes me feel like I can get it get it, get it get it.

5.

oops

“Oops! …I Did it Again” I made you believe you love these ideas. Oh baby, baby. Also, maybe I should wear a pleather jumpsuit to work? Wait, no. 

4.

everytime

“Everytime” is for when I remember that none of this shit matters and everyone hates advertising, but then I remember that if Stephen Dorff can believably land the roll of Britneys boyfriend in a music video, I can do anything!!!

3.

workbitch

“Work B**ch” is an anthem. It’s iconic. Please buy my commercial.

2.

toxic

“Toxic” reminds me that if Britney Spears can do a back handspring through laser beams, I can sell a friggin’ ad campaign.

1.

stronger

“Stronger” is my #1 pump-me-up favorite and personally, I think it’s highly underrated. Britney is a one woman machine, but in this video she shares the screen with a sleek metal chair with a mind of its own that’s essential to her choreography. It reminds me of the importance of teamwork and collaboration to get to the finished product and when in doubt, just crimp your hair and walk dramatically towards camera/into the meeting.

That’s all! Hail Britney!

 

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One Night at SUR

Whenever my best friend/creative life partner Danae and I go to LA for work we always go to SUR because we’re trash.

We went there for dinner once which was a mistake we won’t make twice. Trust me, it’s essentially just Lean Cuisine minus the Goat Cheese Balls which are v good. Stassi wasn’t lying, but it’s not about the food, right?!

So one night last week, Danae and I walked into the lounge and had a seat at the last open “table” literally right behind the hostess stand and directly in front of the DJ booth. Imagine walking into a dimly lit pre-school and sitting down at a table where tiny humans are coloring or drinking martinis or whatever. The tables in the SUR lounge are a good inch and a half shorter than that.

After we took our seats on the floor, we looked to our left at the bar where episodes of Vanderpump Rules play in continuous loop on the TV above the LVP Sangria. And then there she was… SCHEANA, in all her evil arched eyebrow, thigh high boot, SUR uniform glory. Peter walks over to us, dead eyed, and asks us “what we want” and then disappears for like 20 minutes. What service! It’s cool though, maybe it’s not about the “drinks” either. After we finally got our $15 raspberry mojitos which were 70% mint leaves, 5% raspberries, 20% seltzer water, 5% regret and exactly 0% alcohol, in walks DJ James Kennedy and a bunch of dudes we didn’t recognize. “It’s my buthday!!” DJ James shouts as Scheana, who had been standing by the bar, (working hard!) for a solid 25 minutes at this point, squeaks with delight and gives leaping hugs all around. A girl at a different kids table asks for a pic and they all oblige and then disappear into the neon purple haze.

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It was an out of bra experience that was more than we could have ever asked for and 100% more than we could handle.

We sucked down our drinks. Took three super cute photo booth boomerangs and then ran away screaming… until our next Sexy Unique Restaurant Restaurant & Lounge adventure.

Happy Birthday, DJ James Kennedy! Enjoy your pasta!! *wink*

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The Last 16 Songs I Listened to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You know, in case you were wondering.

  1. Angeles- Elliot Smith https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQrhA6QtWOM 
  2. Exit Music (For a Film)- Radiohead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8051Hipbmmw
  3. The Best Deceptions- Dashboard Confessional https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiqXGEV1Bms
  4. Violence- Blink-182 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxFhvT_GME
  5. Colorblind- Between the Buried and Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CML76r97Xv8
  6. Alive with the Glory of Love- Say Anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFR5s96jGeg
  7. How’s It Going to Be?- Third Eye Blind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za5wwxsuvhw
  8. Creep- Ember Island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uws8KdoDJs8
  9. The Bird and the Worm- The Used https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12dBCgAoRA 
  10. Smile- The Story So Far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7FauV3MIUU
  11. Colder Quicker- Real Friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWq027KIPuM
  12. The Day is My Enemy- Prodigy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AaKBbNGkk
  13. Welcome to the Black Parade (Steve Aoki Remix)- My Chemical Romance  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHbEl9mqzRs
  14. Mix Tape- Brand New https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHgAx7clkLk
  15. Death of a Bachelor- Panic! At The Disco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R03cqGg40GU
  16. Hurricane- Thrice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC3xaEw9PSM

There it is. I’M OKAY (TRUST ME). ❤

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