You’re close to my heart
And always by my front
This one goes out to you, my lovely lady lumps.
At the University of Fun Bags,
No one wants to pass.
We all hope for D’s in every class.
The secret’s out, Victoria
It’s your jugs.
Once they arrive,
Dramatic increase in hugs.
Throughout your day
You’ll get a lot more “hello’s”
If you show off
Your dirty pillows.
The all powerful pair,
They get shit done
Special treatment, promotions, free drinks and fun.
Dolly Parton’s sweater puffs
Pack a huge punch
On hers she can rest
Breakfast, dinner and lunch.
Bat your eyelashes
And push up your boobs
9 out of 10 times,
You’ll never lose.
When climbing up the corporate ladder
Cleavage will help you do it faster.
The twins always point you in the forward direction
And help get you into the VIP section
When the neckline is plunging
The boys can’t think clear
Excuse me there buddy,
My eyes are up here.
Boobies are something
The world loves to see
And they’re especially awesome,
When they’re in 3-D.
Pray for big knockers,
And hope God grants the blessing
Unless of course
You’re Deborah Messing.
Barbie has no nipples,
That’s a fact
But all in all,
Still a decent rack.
European beaches,
Heaven for the foreigner
Nobody puts boobies in a corner.
Often found painted
In museum pictures
And strangely resembled
By ceiling light fixtures.
They’re always supported,
Even when they’re not.
Three cheers for boobies,
Because we all know, they rock.
We’ll have no talk of man boobs though
That should stay quiet.
If you have those
You should go on a diet.
Miss Lippy Time 