Banksy is opening a dystopian theme park art exhibit in the UK and it is fucking incredible. LOOK AT ALL OF THIS MISERY.  http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/08/dismaland/


If you live in the UK, fuck you. But also, congratulations.

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Thank You, That’s Enough.

If you live in the Chicago area and like to laugh at how terrible human beings are in general, then come see “THANK YOU, THAT’S ENOUGH” at The Second City. Written by me and seven other weirdos. Performed by six actors who are sure to make you spit your drink out at least once.

The show is Fridays at 10:30pm Aug 28-Sept 25 in the De Maat Theatre. You can buy tickets at the door, by phone or online here: http://www.secondcity.com/shows/chicago/thank-you-thats-enough-2/ 

This show has been a year in the making so come see what my fellow writers and I have been up to the last year and come fluff your disappointment in humanity with us!


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You look good enough to eat, princess.

Dreams do come true!

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That’s a good question tho


Check out waitilovethis.tumblr.com to be like “HAHAHAHA” and “girl, yess.”

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The day is here at last. Marriage equality for all! Now my dads can get married anywhere they want to and that’s the greatest sentence I’ve ever written!

Here’s a quote from my dad, the bravest, truest human being I’ve ever known.

“Today is a big day for LGBT people in America. Having the right to legally marry and to have that marriage recognized in all 50 states is huge and landmark. I have been fortunate that I have experienced very little discrimination in my life and my children and family have been loving and supportive. I am fortunate to have a normal life with a long term partner. The 5-4 ruling today make us all equal as it should be. Love is love.”

I was at work when I found out this magnificent news. I immediately called my dad, but he didn’t answer. Then I ran over to the office of one of my favorite co-workers who is a proud gay man. I found him ugly crying at a TV and I ran up and hugged him and started crying too. We jumped up and down with excitement right as my dad called me back and we shared our excitement over the phone. He lives in Las Vegas and I’m in Chicago so a virtual hug was the best we could do. There was magic in the air. 🙂

Remember where you were today, because this moment will go down in history.

What an amazing time to be alive.

“It is so ordered.”



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Nimbly is a real housewife on RHONY

tumblr_nonp8jSgWN1qbdni6o1_500 Absolute twins.

Thanks to my work wife, Danae Belanger, for photoshopping this and being a real freak with me.

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You’re welcome.

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